Please try and contain your excitement: TACO BELL IS FINALLY RELEASING ITS FRIED-CHICKEN-CHALUPA. The chain announced on Wednesday that (might I say finally) after two years of testing this disgustingly greasy masterpiece, it will be unleashed at locations across the country starting Jan. 26. Selling for about 3$, The Naked Chicken Chalupa is created by frying a piece of four-ounce breaded and seasoned white meat chicken into a shell that is then filled with shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and avocado ranch sauce. Try and not get excited. The new heart-attack on a tray sparks memories of, of course, KFC's Double Down Sandwich, or of course, the ever popular Double Down Dog (which was nothing more, but then again nothing less, than a hot dog in between a fried chicken bun).